Said No One Ever

"BiddieLifestyle is so funny, Sallie's probably going to get famous off it," said no one ever.  JOKES, you've all said that.  Now read my edition of "Said No One Ever," inspired by the internet.

"I'm so glad Thanksgiving is only once a year," said no one ever.

"The Aeropostale monkeys are going to come back in style," said no one ever

"I look really good in that picture, we don't need another one," said no one ever.

"SO excited for Salad Creations," said no one ever.

"Really?  Mexican food doesn't make me gassy," said no one ever.

"Sure, I'd love to run a 10K with you," said no one ever.

"Yesss, I'm due for my tetanus shot!" said no one ever.

"Ferrets are adorable and smell like clean laundry," said no one ever.

"Chopsticks are easy and more efficient than forks," said no one ever.

"I didn't buy any Girl Scout cookies this year because they're not that great," said no one ever.

"Plain Cheerios are so much better than Honey Nut," said no one ever.

"I'm still friends with my ex," said no one ever.

"I love my cubicle," said no one ever.

"I definitely prefer pooping after I shower," said no one ever.

"No, seriously, my 6th grade yearbook picture is really good," said no one ever.

"I am not excited for Anchorman 2," said no one ever.

"Bowling alleys aren't sketchy," said no one ever.

"Grad school is way more fun than undergrad," said no one ever.