Monday, December 12, 2011

Dear Santa

I’ve been poor for about 2 years now, not for any good reason but because I buy things like Nerf guns and Waffle House All-Star Specials, and then I’m too ashamed to ask my parents for money.  Save my birthday, Christmas is the only time of year when I can ask for something really expensive, sometimes receive it, while usually having a lot of other wants of mine be fulfilled. Here are a few things I’m asking for this year…

A pet wolf

Any article of clothing covered in glitter, sequins, or feathers.

Convertible Mustang, any year, preferably in aqua.
A real mustang.
Michael's gift card, $3000 should cover my needs.

Night vision goggles, casual.

Ryan Gosling.

And a crock pot.